My Drinking Is Only A Problem for You

This version of Irish coffee is served frozen, sometimes slushy. It has also been called "The Dublin Doozy", a.k.a. "The Shamrock Lushy Slushy", a.k.a. "The Lit Leprechaun", a.k.a. "The Galway Get Gone Girl". Topped with whipped coconut sugar cream, dusted with coconut sugar, drizzled with maple bourbon syrup, and served with a cookie straw. Seriously, just give me the drink already!